It would’ve been really hot if it wasn’t for the fact that most of the feet belonged to women.
There were even guys making out with feet. During the infomercial, it showed all these “testimonials”, with English subtitles, of guys who now loved having their feet massaged and whatnot after wearing these socks. “What the fuck?” I said to myself while watching it. It was from another country in Asia or something, and seemed way too bizarre to even be real. The guy selling them said that they will make anyone who wears them horny for feet. So I heard about these socks from an infomercial late at night. He’s got nice, manly, athletic feet, and god–i’m getting horny just thinking about them. His toes are perfectly articulated, and his nails are trimmed evenly. I only get to see them during the summertime, when he wears sandals, and fuck man, I dream about those feet. He just doesn’t know that I like him like him, if you catch my drift.īut if there’s one part of his body that I love the most, it’s his huge size twelve feet. He’s straight, you see, though he is totally cool with having a gay guy like me as a friend. He’s got cute stubble all over his pretty face, and his body–fuck man, he’s a total gym junkie, so you know his body is all muscley and shit. He’s got a square jaw, charcoal colored hair, and dreamy brown eyes. He’s the same age as me–twenty five–and oh man, he’s got looks for days. My friend Ty is like the hottest guy ever.